I Wish I Had a Paintball Gun
I wrote a song on Friday, and recorded it on Saturday with my amigos. haha.
Stephy says she is sorry for… uh… flaunting.
Erika says hi.
Conner says, That was me.
Kim says that she is in the video like 4 times already, she doesn't need to say anything. haha
Kayla says idk y??
Derek says he's cool. I mean I'm cool.
Erika says she's hot. And you're cold. You go around, like you know who I am but you don't. (idk lol haha)
LYRICS—
I wish I had a paintball gun
I'm sure I'd have a lot of fun
I'd go outside and shoot my friends
I'm the winner in the end
I want one with high caliber
Including a response trigger
A big huge tank with CO2
Paintballs for me and you
Shooting shooting every day
Paintballs come from every way
I'll avoid the disarray
And shoot them in the FACE
They can run but they can't hide
I will seek and I will find
I'll shoot you in your behind
With paintballs of every kind
Blue paintballs and
Red paintballs and
Purple paintballs with green mixed in
Orange paintballs and
White paintballs
Let the game begin
If I had a paintball gun
I know I would have tons of fun
Shooting cats and shooting birds
And shooting cows in herds
I feel my violence escalating
Always angry always hating
Everything and everyone
I'll shoot them with my paintball gun
Shooting shooting every day
Paintballs come from every way
I'll avoid the disarray
And shoot you in the FACE
You can run but you can't hide
I will seek and I will FIND YOU
I'll shoot you in your behind
With paintballs of every kind
Blue paintballs and
Red paintballs and
Purple paintballs with green mixed in
Orange paintballs and
Black paintballs
Let the hunt begin
I dislike my paintball gun
It didn't lead to any fun
It's been two whole months since I've seen the sun
When will my term be done?
I shot my neighbor's dog named Ted
A paintball hit Ted in the head
Shortly thereafter Ted was dead
Ted's owner called the Fed's
The Fed's pulled up and interviewed me
Then Ted's owner went and sued me
The entire jury yelled and booed me
Into jail they threw me
I'm sitting here inside my cell
It feels like I am stuck in
Hello mother, hello father,
I hope you're here to pay my bail
And get me out of jail…
So I can get back to…
Shooting shooting every day
Paintballs come from every way
I'll still avoid the disarray
And shoot you in the FACE
You can run but you can't hide
I will seek and I will find
I'll shoot you in your behind
With paintballs of every kind
Blue paintballs and
Red paintballs and
Purple paintballs with green mixed in
Orange paintballs and
White paintballs
Let the games begin…
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